Thursday, August 30, 2007

is that it?


i hope that the last episode we saw of the two coreys is not the final episode of the series. if so, what a letdown! they just get into a fight, haim (addict, freak, psycho, dirty pig) leaves and the feldmans (strangely normal) are just there at the house? laaaaaaaame.

Monday, August 13, 2007

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Welcome to Extinct Attractions. The number one site for theme park history.

Welcome to Extinct Attractions. The number one site for theme park history.

I encourage you Walt Disney theme park fans to check out this site. It is one of the coolest things I've seen out there. They film documentaries about attractions at the different Disney parks, with an emphasis on the classic rides that are now closed or have been changed. They have loads of interviews with the people that helped develop the attractions, as well as audio cds that correspond to the audio from the rides. 5 star site!!!

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Saturday, August 4, 2007

Knight Rider Vintage TV Coloring Book Hasselhoff Extravaganza

Get your Hasselhoff on with some exciting and vintage Knight Rider coloring books! Up for sale and auction are 4 UNUSED coloring and activity books from 1983-1984. I KITT you not, this is a great deal...

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The next 2 are going up on auction tonight, so check back.

E$

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The Time Has Come, Jenny Jefferson...Part 1

We were watching Six Feet Under last night, and there upon the screen was Jenny Jefferson (Belinda Tolbert). I thought, man, you really don't see many of the surviving Jeffersons on TV anymore. You might catch Sherman Hemsley or Marla Gibbs doing TVLAND shows, like the new Back To The Grind, but that's about it these days. Oh, what I wouldn't give to see the second (phoney) Lionel in a Geico ad. Anyhow, it made me realize that I really haven't done a proper post on the Jeffersons. This is one of my all time favorite TV shows. Sure, I've seen all of the episodes numerous times - and I do mean numerous - but I feel that you reach a new dimension of enjoyment when you become that familiar with a piece of entertainment - or art, for you highbrows. So I don't want to just rehash the usual stuff that you see all of the time on "retro tv" sites, etc. I want to give you a glimpse of my, um, well, no, obsession is a bit strong, but, well, ok, maybe, but, you know, my interest in the show.

I'll start with Bob Dudno. Don't remember him, do you? That's because he really wasn't on the show. He was a co-worker that Tom Willis would sometimes tell stories about. I guy that worked with him at Pelham Publishing. Bob was always besting Tom, much to his chagrin, even if it was just grabbing the last creamer when Tom was ahead of him in line for coffee. Usually a retort with a play on his last name followed: "Oh, he claims not to have known, but Dudno Did Know!!" A real laugh riot, see?

I also enjoy the multi-part episodes that featured the Jeffersons traveling. They went to Hawaii, Los Angeles and on a whodunit cruise with famous mystery novelists. There was also a one part episode in Atlantic city. The afficianado will note that Garrett Morris, playing George And Louise's "step-son" Jimmy, appeared in both the Los Angeles and Atlantic City travel-eps. Greg Morris from TV's Mission Impossible joined them on the former as Jimmy's cousin.

The whodunit cruise featured Russell "the professor" Johnson and Edie McClurg as famous mystery novelists. I like this one because George has to pose as one of the famous novelists to be on the cruise. He comes up with great fake book titles like, "In By 9, Dead By Five" and "Bloodstains, No Problem." See, he was a dry cleaner. Another laugh riot. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, "The Stiff Wore Starch."

We'll pick up here next time...

Vintage TV Guide February 2-8, 1974 Dom DeLuise Of Lotsa Luck

Vintage TV Guide

February 2-8, 1974

Cover: Dom DeLuise Of Lotsa Luck

Article On Jason Robards

Publisher: Triangle Publications

Condition: See Scans For Cover Condition - Intact And Complete - Crossword Not Worked - 2 Pages Missing From Back Article Section

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Vintage TV Guide 9/5-11 1970 LUCY Ball Elizabeth Taylor


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Sunday, July 29, 2007

TV Guide Vintage Christmas Issue 1972 Partridge Family

Vintage TV Guide December 23-29, 1972

Cover: Christmas Issue

* Includes A Fab Article On The Partridge Family's Visit To King's Island Amusement Park In Cincinnati, Ohio. The Family Was There To Film An Upcoming Episode For Their Television Series, Starring David Cassidy. The Classic TV Fan Will Note, That The Rival Brady Bunch Filmed An Episode There, As Well. Who Can Forget The Mad Dash Through The Park, Everyone Passing That Yogi Bear Poster Off Like A Relay Race. Also, Please Note That The Park Was Sponsored By Hanna-Barbera, Creators Of The Banana Splits, Who Incidentally, Can Be Seen Roaming Through The Park In The Brady Bunch Episodes. This Adds Further Credence To My Long-Held Belief That There Is An Odd Connection Between The Banana Splits And The Brady Bunch. You Might Notice That Both Bananas And Bradys Do Indeed Come In Bunches. At The Risk Of Over Illuminating, I Can Not Go Without Mentioning That Sid And Marty Krofft Designed The Banana Splits Costumes For Hanna- Barbera. They Were Also The Creative Geniuses Behind The Epically Bad Brady Bunch Variety Hour. Are You Starting To Put It All Together?

Publisher: Triangle Publications

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Ladies And Germs, Er, Gentlemen - We Have A Winner!!

Congratulations to Linda SS !! She is the winner of our Dog Days Of Summer blog contest. We had over 100 entries from many fine folks. Thank you to all of you for taking an interest. Stay tuned, we will have another contest soon. In the meantime, please check out Mums The Wurd for great products for children and their parents. They routinely run excellent contests, so give them a look.

E

Friday, July 27, 2007

Contest Ends Tonight!

Get those contest entries in! We will pick the winning entry tonight at 10pm CST. We have had such a good response so far, we will surely do it again soon.

E

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Gidget

Sandra Dee was the original actress to portray surf-crazy teen, Gidget Lawrence, but my money's on Sally Field for making Gidget so, well, Gidgety. Dee was great in the movie, but Field gave us the most consistent and longest-running portrayal on the 32 episodes of the TV show. By the way, the actual Gidget is the daughter of the man who wrote the book, Frederick Kohner. If you have not read the book, you might give it a shot. It's not nearly as campy and bubblegum as the small and big screen adaptations. It was actually considered a bit salty for it's time.

A bunch of sequels to the original film were made with different actresses, most notable being Deborah Walley. There were even some made for TV films and an attempt at a 1980's television series. None of these were very good, but Gidget Goes Hawaiian starring Walley is a pretty fun film.

This post is dedicated to our dogs, Gidget and Moondoggie...

E


Requiem for Aaron Spelling. - By Troy Patterson - Slate Magazine

Requiem for Aaron Spelling. - By Troy Patterson - Slate Magazine

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Contest!!

Thanks to all that have entered our contest, so far! There's still time, so keep the entries coming. We are enjoying reading all of your comments about why you like vintage items. We obviously have a fondness for all things vintage here at The Umbrella Shoppe. Like most of you have said, vintage items have a warmth and unique quality that you just can't replicate with new items. They all have stories to tell - past, present and future. Thanks again!

Elliott

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

What's Happening Now!


Why do I like this show? I really can't offer a good alibi, so I won't even try. Man, I love this show.

E$

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

there will never be another gene rayburn

today we were watching match game, and i realized that the days of the jovial, pleasant game show host are over. howie mandel, bob saget (desperate for a job much?) and regis don't compare!

someone, bring back this man and his skinny microphone! the world needs another gene (and for that matter, another bert and another allen!)

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Tababa

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Ben Vintage Movie Book

BEN (Where Willard Ended...)

By Gilbert A. Ralston

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

it gets better?

are you telling me that the series finale of six feet under is as good as the season finale year 3? wow.

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This oldie from Chester Himes, Pinktoes, is up for auction at my Ebay Store, Umbrella Shoppe Collectibles. This is a Dell paperback book of the original Paris edition. Bidding starts at $9.98 and comes with FREE USPS media mail shipping within the USA.

The Hard Boiled Detective: Stories From Black Mask Magazine 1920-1951 Ebay Store

Up for auction in my Ebay store is this compilation of hard-boiled detective stories from Black Mask Magazine entitled, The Hard Boiled Detective. These stories, published between 1920 and 1951, are edited, with introduction, by Herbert Ruhm. It is a first edition from 1977 on the Vintage Books imprint. Bidding starts at $9.98 and, as usual, comes with FREE USPS media mail shipping.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

McCoy Vintage TV Book Tony Curtis

Tomorrow evening, I am listing a rare copy of McCoy, a vintage television series tie-in book. The NBC series stars Tony Curtis (Persuaders, Some Like It Hot, Etc.). This is a very nice copy. Check out my Ebay store, Umbrella Shoppe Collectibles, for more vintage TV books.

Who Loves Ya baby?
E$

Thursday, May 31, 2007

San Antonio Spurs, Baby...Dynasty

Make that "4", Timmy. The San Antonio Spurs are on their way to a fourth NBA finals appearance since 1999. It could very easily have been 6 by now, but we won't get greedy. Defense, teamwork and the absence of superstar egos, apparently add up to a championship caliber team - year after year. Are you listening, NBA? It's not about one guy that can score 70 points in a game (and then still not make the playoffs). It's not about jersey sales and cell phone commercials. It's not about billionaire owners and private jets for the team. It's not about tattoos and shoe endorsements. It's about the old-school. It's about a singular focus on winning. Keep it up fellas. E$

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Monday, May 28, 2007

Fonzie...I'm Sorry...

Hey Fonz. I am sorry for neglecting you, but life is hard sometimes. I guess you know that, huh? Anyway, I wish I could fix a bike like you. Or start a jukebox with a "RAP!!!" of my fist. You rule, dude. Seriously. I love you Fonzie. I really really love you. AYYYYYY....Sit on it! Turkey!

Why do I profess love to a TV character, you might ask? Don't think I haven't heard it before. You and all of your "reality" and such. Truth is, I love George Jefferson way more. And then there is Jack Tripper...

Still here, huh? Sorry. You must forgive me. I have seen a lot of TV. Ahhh, grab that "too much" from the tip of your tongue, and you answer me this: Do you know what the Grand Poobah is? I rest my case.

Ok, off to other news..."scientists" have discovered a way to "translate" the DNA patterns of protein in our blood into musical notes that are pleasant to the human ear. please let that sink in a while....now tell me the sky is falling...that's right, it will enable the sightless to study these patterns by listening...sky is falling...

in less "weighty" news...I have, of late, really been into "Alice" lately. It's not really about "Kiss My Grits!", though Flo is key to the entertainment value in general, but the magic lies in the show's opening credits. Picture a brown 1970's station wagon on some god-forsaken desert highway in Phoenix. Cue drum beat and smooth wah guitar. And then, "Early to rise, Early to bed...." Sung in the sassiest of sassy broadwayesque vamping vampitude. Linda Lavin, Alice herself, belts out a gem that Ethel Merman would get misty at. The best part of the song, BY FAR, is when she nails this couplet: "There's a new girl in towwwwwwwn and she's (uhh!) lookin' good! There's a fresh - freckle-face! in the (wait) neighborhood!" I don't know, maybe it's just the evening breeze, but I feel a little misty, myself. No one does "sass" like you, Linda Lavin. Will you return? And not just as "The Nana" on the, now defunct, O.C. No, we need you as "Alice" once again. Don't scoff! I mean this. We need "Alice" more than ever. She raised "Tommy" all by herself, after her truck-driving hubby up and died. That's right, baby, "single parenthood" on the TV. Ok, well. I fear I have run afoul of the common bounds of discourse already, if not by the use of the word "vampitude", certainly by my desperate plea to Linda Lavin to reenter our collective pop culture psyche. Have I made my point yet? Please, I must go finish an episode of Maude.

caught ya reading still. pretty strange, wouldn't ya say? Still reading THIS?

Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$ Does



The following are the words to each version of the theme song. For the first 6 seasons, there was a new variation, although several had the same lyrics. Where applicable, click on the season number to hear the theme song.
Seasons 1 & 2 (4 variations, the short version was used occasionally during
season 3 when Philip McKeon wasn't on that episode, although
this was after it started airing on CBS daily in the morning,
E! shows two episodes with this version):

Early to rise, early to bed.
In and between I cooked and cleaned and went out of my head.
Going through life with blinders on, it's tough to see.
I had to get up, get out from under and look for me.
*There's a new girl in town and she's looking good.
*There's a fresh freckled face, in the neighborhoood.
There's a new girl in town, with a brand new style.
She was just passing through,
but if things work out she's gonna stay awhile....ba ba bum bum bummmm
(the two short versions omitted the lines marked with a *)


Seasons 3 & 5 (three variations, 2 of them for season 3):

Used to be sad, used to be shy
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport
I had to get out and start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short
There's a new girl in town, 'cause I'm feelin good.
Get a smile, get a song, for the neighborhood
there's a new girl in town on her own two feet
and this girl's here to say
with some luck and love life's gonna be
so sweeeeeeeeeet!


Season 4

Used to be sad, used to be shy
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport
I had to take off and start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short
There's a new girl in town, 'cause I'm feelin good.
Get a smile, get a song, for the neighborhood
Things are great when you stand on your own two feet
and this girl's here to say
with some luck and love life's gonna be
so sweeeeeeeeeet!

Seasons 6-9:
I used to be sad, I used to be shy
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why...
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport
I had to take off, start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short
There's a new girl in town, 'cause I'm feelin good.
Get a smile, get a song, for the neighborhood
Things are great when you stand on your own two feet
and this girl's here to say
with some luck and love life's gonna be
so sweeeeeeeeeet!

Oh Yeah. Still Reading.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Lionel Is Dead

Before he was 30, Mike Evans acted in two classic 1970s sitcoms and helped create a third.

Evans, who played Lionel, Archie Bunker's and George Jefferson's unflappable foil in All in the Family and The Jeffersons and went on to cocreate Good Times, has died.

Evans succumbed to throat cancer last week in Twentynine Palms, California, his family told the Los Angeles Times. He was 57.

Evans was still a Los Angeles City College student when the young actor won a recurring role on All in the Family as Lionel Jefferson, the (black) next-door neighbor of the (white) bigot Bunker.

Evans appeared on more than two dozen episodes of the top-rated sitcom from 1971 to 1975, his character almost always managing to vex Bunker more with his point of view than with the color of his skin.

On The Jeffersons, an All in the Family spinoff that debuted in 1975, Evans was initially a series regular, Lionel's even-keeled nature required to contrast with the volcanic nature of his "honky"-spouting father, George Jefferson.

Evans left The Jeffersons after its first season, just as Good Times was embarking on its third.

Good Times, cocreated by Evans and Eric Montee, a writer friend from the actor's L.A. City College days, was an All in the Family spinoff, one generation removed. It focused on Florence Evans, the former maid on direct All in the Family descendant Maude, her family, their housing-project digs in Chicago and Jimmie Walker's "Dyn-o-mite" catchphrase.

Good Times was produced from 1974 to 1979. Even during its run, Evans continued to act, costarring on the short-lived 1976-77 Danny Thomas comedy The Practice.

After Good Times ended, Evans returned to The Jeffersons, replacing Damon Evans (no relation) who'd replaced him for four seasons.

Evans left the show again in 1981 after Lionel split with his wife, the daughter of the Jeffersons' neighbors, the Willises, but continued to pop up on the sitcom until its 1985 sign-off.

According to the Internet Movie Database, Evans had only one post-Lionel acting role, a 2000 guest bit on Walker, Texas Ranger. Of more recent ventures, the Times reported he "invested in real estate in Southern California."

Monte, Evans' Good Times cohort, was profiled by the Times this week for his efforts to pull out of a dive that left him living in a Salvation Army shelter. An earlier profile on Monte, published by the newspaper last April, briefly quoted Evans, who talked about how his partner got funnier "if he would start drinking cheap wine."

Born Nov. 3, 1949, in North Carolina, Evans also appeared on Love, American Style, The Streets of San Francisco and the miniseries Rich Man, Poor Man.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Cinnamon Girl

Commancheros Movie Book On Ebay

Today we present to you, The Commancheros, a vintage western movie tie-in paperback book. The movie stars John Wayne and Stuart Whitman. Penned by Paul Wellman and published by Pocket Books, this little gem is a 2nd printing from 1961. Click here to see my Ebay listing.

We have over 200 movie tie-in books in our Ebay store, Umbrella Shoppe Collectibles, along with over 150 television tie-in books, lunch boxes, vintage Halloween costumes, and more. We accept offers on nearly everything and offer FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING where applicable.

Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$

Monday, May 21, 2007

Where there is time to waste, there most certainly is an internet connection...

Where there is ______, there more than likely is ______.

Study this template. It unlocks many truisms in this little culture of ours. Think about music. Par example: Where there is a Journey record, there more than likely is a Foreigner record. Let's try another one: Where there is UB40, there more than likely is Simply Red. Eagles Greatest Hits?? Good chance of seeing Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits. Matchbox 20, you say?? Third Eye Blind should be right there. Jesus Jones?? EMF.

Let it guide you. Let it inspire you. Let it keep you away from that rabid Rick Astley fan.

Please.

Who Loves Ya Baby?

Monday, May 14, 2007

give this woman a xanax


amy roloff just needs to CHILL already. oh my gosh! this woman can not give her husband or her kids a break...ever!

i know amy's had some hardships...but she needs to settle down. matt and his cronies even remodeled a barn and called it the men's crisis center to have a break from her! and guess what? she griped about that! amy, just take a deep breath and relax, man (but discipline jacob already! he's horrible!)!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

OMG...Jacob

Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob.....

Lost has blown my mind once again. Who/what is Jacob? Is Ben the intermediary between Jacob and the rest of the Others? Is Ben threatened by Locke's ability to hear Jacob? Is he keeping his people ignorant and powerless because of some maniacal - messianic - ego -trip - thing? What about the damn hatch??

Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Photo Of The Day!

The old Helsinki dog park routine...

Real Time

In a world where pancakes are reading material, we have a summer house in Hawaii. We grow all kinds of herbs and flowers in our tiki-laden backyard paradise. We take long trips in our 70’s style RV unit. Inside is all kinds of avocado green and television sets. A year-round Christmas tree stays on board. It really can be Christmas eve whenever you want it to be. We drink pepsi from glass bottles outside and taste the summer air in every swig. There are grass-carpeted ditches to play in. There are sidewalks that are their own worlds. There is plenty of daydreaming and night dreaming. The evenings hold the promise of a movie of the week. Make the best of your commercial breaks. There is no Tivo here. Only real time. Everything in real time. No computers or cellular telephones. No pagers. No DSL. No satellite television. Welcome to vhf and uhf. I’ll let you in on a secret: uhf is where it’s at.

Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$ Does

Welcome Back...

I know it's been a while since we had a new post. Power failures and flat tires slowed me down a bit. So, to ease us back into The Umbrella Fonzie Experience, here are some old friends.

Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Good Saturday!

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Friday, May 4, 2007

GO SPURS GO!!

Oh Hells Yeah! Timmy is coming for you, Phoenix...

Related NBA Joy:

NBA.com Warriors Upset Mavs to Clinch First-Round Series

And, yes, Mark Cuban Sucks!



Who Loves Ya Baby?
E$

Thursday, May 3, 2007

we love ben franklin

what would we do without electricity? we'll post about it tomorrow...

we're back on!

temporarily disabled



our power's out...and it could be up to a week before it's back! not cool! in the meantime, go visit this site to bone up on schoolhouse rock!

so far, the power's been out for 22 hrs. two more before we have to dispose of everything in our fridge, and 26 before the same thing happens to the freezer. blah.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Ebony, Ivory And Jade A.K.A. Foxforce!

Please explain to me why there is an apostrophe in "Mamas" on the cover? This is taken from the back of the video box:

"You're better off dead when they start blasting lead! Ebony, Ivory, and Jade! Killing is their trade! With fist, foot, and blade, they can lick any man ever made! 3 foxy mamas who've got what it takes and know how to use it! 3 masters with a thousand ways to kill! Jump back, Jack, fo' yo' skull is cracked!

Skin of bronze! Muscles of iron! Fists of steel! The ultimate gladiators in the final arena! Angels of vengeance on a massacre marathon!

Lusting bursting babes ripe with the fruits of desire! In slaughter or seduction they score!

FOXFORCE! They turned them loose! Three sisters got soul they can't control! Back to back they face death! When their blood gets hot you're on the spot! Skirting disaster! Flirting with fate! Dancing with death!

FOXFORCE! 3 spittin' kittens on a roaring rampage of revenge! Whipped into a blazing frenzy of violence! A raging ride through hell! From olympic contenders to bloody defenders! From the first burst to the last blast! .38 caliber kittens spitting death as they claw their way to freedom!

Warm hands! Cold triggers! Blazing death! They're women! They're warm! They're wildcats! FOXFORCE! Rapid fire frenzy erupting in a .45 caliber climax! Flashing fists of fury strike like vipers of vengeance! You haven't a prayer when they leap through the air! Ebony, Ivory, and Jade can lick any man ever made!"

Monday, April 30, 2007

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Lou Reed, Transformer & Other Glam Essentials


Please give this a listen. David Bowie and fellow Spider, Mick Ronson, are at the helm. Songs about Andy Warhol, make-up, jealousy, and the lovely seediness that Lou seems to channel straight from NYC. Give the Velvet Underground a spin if you have not already. While you're at it, check out the king of glam, Marc Bolan of T. Rex. You will thank me later. Bolan was England's first pop sensation in the wake of the Beatles' demise. We are talking SUPERSTAR across the pond. But then again, don't the Brits seem to always have superior rock and roll sensibilities? Yes they do. What is wrong with us? OK, you give us The Beatles and Bowie? Here's Hall And Oates...



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E$

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