Showing posts with label dvd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dvd. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Ebony, Ivory And Jade A.K.A. Foxforce!

Please explain to me why there is an apostrophe in "Mamas" on the cover? This is taken from the back of the video box:

"You're better off dead when they start blasting lead! Ebony, Ivory, and Jade! Killing is their trade! With fist, foot, and blade, they can lick any man ever made! 3 foxy mamas who've got what it takes and know how to use it! 3 masters with a thousand ways to kill! Jump back, Jack, fo' yo' skull is cracked!

Skin of bronze! Muscles of iron! Fists of steel! The ultimate gladiators in the final arena! Angels of vengeance on a massacre marathon!

Lusting bursting babes ripe with the fruits of desire! In slaughter or seduction they score!

FOXFORCE! They turned them loose! Three sisters got soul they can't control! Back to back they face death! When their blood gets hot you're on the spot! Skirting disaster! Flirting with fate! Dancing with death!

FOXFORCE! 3 spittin' kittens on a roaring rampage of revenge! Whipped into a blazing frenzy of violence! A raging ride through hell! From olympic contenders to bloody defenders! From the first burst to the last blast! .38 caliber kittens spitting death as they claw their way to freedom!

Warm hands! Cold triggers! Blazing death! They're women! They're warm! They're wildcats! FOXFORCE! Rapid fire frenzy erupting in a .45 caliber climax! Flashing fists of fury strike like vipers of vengeance! You haven't a prayer when they leap through the air! Ebony, Ivory, and Jade can lick any man ever made!"

Monday, April 30, 2007

eBay: Yokai 100 Monsters DVD FREE SHIPPING

Weird Stuff Under The Umbrella!

eBay: Yokai 100 Monsters DVD FREE SHIPPING

Saturn 3...I Beg You To Watch This

PLEASE. Please. P L E A S E! PLEASE. Watch The Movie, Saturn 3. Picture this: 1980, Farrah Fawcett, KIRK Douglas, Harvey Keitel and a killer robot named Hector. Isn't this enough for you? No? Still not convinced? Robot chasing Farrah through dimly lit corridors and ductwork. More? Crushing moral dilemma: man vs. machine. Trying to be like Star Wars and Alien. Are you watching yet?

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Shaft & Shaft's Big Score! 2 DVD Set

Good Sunday Morning To Ya!

I put some DVDs up for auction in The Umbrella Shoppe last night, including this nice Shaft/Shaft's Big Score! double feature. Check here for the details.

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