Thursday, March 22, 2007
Come on, Chuck Wagon!
...have you noticed that dog food commercials have become way too scholarly lately? What are these crappy "Beneful" commercials all about? Owners talking to their pets about nutrition habits!?? Peas? Carrots? No sir!!! It's time to bring back the Chuck Wagon commercials. That's right. The little guy in the wagon feverishly whipping his horses and shouting "Yah, Yah" as a clueless dog chases him across the kitchen floor. But alas, the little guy always makes it to the dog food bag in time! Treat your dog like a man, for goodness sakes, give him chunks of unidentifiable stones and watch him make a mess on the kitchen floor. Actually, I am for animal health, but dammit I miss that commercial!